Scrapping challenges, mistakes, triumphs and failures.

I swear that when Bill Gates first started to sell Windoze he realized that it was a nice invention but he needed to improve it.  However, he didn’t want to improve it for the customer’s convenience he wanted to do it for his convenience.  So the first command he gave to his coders was 1: code all programs to expand to fill all available memory.  2: code all programs to read hardware manufacture warranty expiration dates. 3: code all programs to cause hardware malfunctions after said warranty expiration dates.  Thus causing enough problems to cause customer frustrations and madness and hair pulling, wallet emptying to the point of our bank account overflowing.. thus than shall I be satisfied.

He must be surely satisfied with me by now.  Bhwhaaahahahaha.  If I were to shine my head you could almost see yourself in my bald spots…. my wallet is so empty as to be able to use it for a cup, and my computer is making a perfect resting spot for all the other useless knicknacks I have been collecting on my desk, such as my lovely tower fan that I paid just over $69 for last summer and hasn’t worked since last summer :(      Dozing,  much like  WinDOZE… pun definitely intended there.

 Just incase you haven’t figured it out yet, my computer is busted one more time for about the third time this year and so far we have just and I mean barely entered into the second half of the year.  When and if I do buy another computer system you can bet your sweet you know what’s that there will be nothing WINDOZE going on it.  It will either be a totally Linux system or I will go with an Apple the next time for you can believe I am totally gone and done with the Dozey crap.  One more stupid crappy error and fists are going to go through any computer that gives it to me LOL… God help dear husband’s system if it gives me one while waiting for mine to be repaired/rebuilt or what ever other stuff it is going through.. and right now the debate is on over that.

Well you can guess the arguements.  Two men and one stiff necked woman debating what is going to be done to it LOL. I figure the woman is going to win considering the one man is going to have to let the woman use his while the woman is waiting for hers to be fixed.  The woman is very stuburn and determined…. and it IS her computer. The other man while he knows a lot about computers is only doing the repairs/fixing or at least doing his best LOL

Yup…. the woman is gonna win those arguements garranteed!!!  Stay tuned for updates as they become available.

June 30th, 2007 at 3:40 am
One Response to “Fried Computers”
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    Ally Says:

    You crack me up Jackie! I love the whole Bill Gates’ programmer stuff!!! LOL!!